1 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:15,880 - Are you nervous? - Very. 2 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:20,320 As I was saying, it's my debut when screening a film. 3 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:23,200 My name will be the only credit in the argument. 4 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:25,960 - How exciting! - It's the first time with an audience. 5 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,800 - The first projection, my friends. - And people from the industry, too. 6 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:33,560 - Hello, Cliff. - I'm glad you could come. 7 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:37,400 Sorry for the delay. 8 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:39,560 I couldn't choose a suit. 9 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,040 Stop it! 10 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:43,080 It's true. I'm not even kidding. 11 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:46,040 I passed by the cinema. I saw the ad. 12 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:47,840 - How are you? - Great. 13 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:50,760 Use "Negative 30" numbers instead of being spelled out? 14 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:54,120 - You also have to photograph that. - You have to photograph it. 15 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,400 - Today is a great night! - Yeah. 16 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,000 I'm in a hurry. 17 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:01,040 How did you come up with this idea? Shelley was saying... 18 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:03,840 - Cliff Cobb, table for four? - Great! 19 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:09,360 I know how it is - thank you - when we dedicate ourselves body and soul to something. 20 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:13,120 The whole process is different. If you are a contract writer... 21 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:16,280 - How's Cheryl's gift? - It's beautiful. 22 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:19,720 It is one of the most beautiful bracelets I did, I must say. 23 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:21,480 She's birthday on Friday... 24 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:23,880 - I'll have it before that. - On Thursday? 25 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:26,480 - For sure. - Great! Thank you very much. 26 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:29,960 I can't believe you've already been there! 27 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,280 I've been trying to go to the Amazon for... 28 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:34,960 You have to go there. If you have that desire... 29 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:39,080 Especially west of the river, a little to the north, it's incredible. 30 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:40,800 And do many people come? 31 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:44,240 Yes, you and the guides, in a group. It's a big group. 32 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:47,440 - So, two people can't... - It depends on the agency. 33 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:50,160 They organize groups for expeditions. 34 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:52,520 - Are there many snakes? - There's a lot of everything. 35 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:55,920 But that's what you go there for, right? Let's see everything and... 36 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:58,400 I forgot my napkin. 37 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:00,640 You know how it is, the etiquette. 38 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,320 It's very important. We have to put the napkin down. 39 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:08,120 It seems stupid to put a napkin over a pair of old pants. 40 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,160 ... Unless it's an emergency. 41 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,520 - Can we order now? - Yes, please. 42 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:16,640 - I think I'll order the grilled salmon. - Grilled salmon. 43 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,360 Me too. Thanks. 44 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:21,320 - I want the paella. - Good choice! 45 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:26,880 I think I'll just eat a Cobb salad. 46 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:28,320 A Cobb salad. 47 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:32,240 But I want to make some substitutions, if possible. 48 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:34,280 - For sure. - It's fine. 49 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:38,520 - I don't want bacon. - No bacon. 50 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:41,280 Not eggs. 51 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:44,800 Take it easy. 52 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:47,160 I don't want blue mold cheese. 53 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:50,640 - Do you really want a Cobb salad? - You should order something else. 54 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:54,080 - I'm going to eat a salad David. - It's a salad David. 55 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:57,040 - And I want... - Mutation. 56 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:00,000 And if the boss can't do it, if you make a face, 57 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:02,440 Come here and let me know. - There are no faces. 58 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,040 - Right. Thanks. - Thank you very much. 59 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:10,480 You always do this When do you order this salad? 60 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:13,400 It looks like you have a problem with this. 61 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:18,240 - Is there a problem? What's the problem? - It's my grandfather's salad. 62 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:21,120 - And, it's true, it's a problem. - There you go! 63 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,160 It's your grandfather's salad! 64 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,280 My grandfather invented the Cobb salad. 65 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:28,000 - Is it true? - I'm Cobb from Cobb salad. 66 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,200 - He told this many times. - Heavens! 67 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:33,120 - It's true. - It's a beautiful story about the thong! 68 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:35,160 I'm not lying about that. 69 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:37,400 My grandfather was a cook. 70 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:40,360 There was a time, where he worked at the Drake Hotel, 71 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:44,200 in Chicago, and tried various combinations. 72 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,040 And it ended up becoming known. 73 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:48,520 This is how the Cobb salad was born. 74 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,160 What? Why is it so hard to believe? 75 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,240 It's so unbelievable! 76 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:57,120 Many people do what you did, and I don't understand. 77 00:03:57,160 --> 00:04:01,080 I promise I won't do this again, when you are present. 78 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:05,280 I apologize. Today, I'm very nervous. The film... 79 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:09,560 I was thinking, "What is he Does it have to do with what I order in my salad?" 80 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:12,760 What were we saying? What were we talking about? 81 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:16,520 - I want to see wildlife. - Right! Amazon. 82 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,760 I have a great friend which was South Africa. 83 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,000 It's beautiful! I've been there too. 84 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,640 He went on a safari. 85 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:27,000 My grandfather's name was Harold Bingo. 86 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:29,760 He was the one who invented Bingo, you know? 87 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:32,280 The camp changes or is it a base camp? 88 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:35,120 I'm not kidding. Not even... 89 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:39,080 - We can talk about everything. - Get them a table. 90 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:40,800 It doesn't make any difference. 91 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:43,560 We get so close to the animals... 92 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:47,120 - We should go to bed sometime. - Well, we should. 93 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:52,320 - Seriously? When you see that... - It's fantastic! 94 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,280 30 Negatives 95 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,600 Larry, how are you? 96 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:05,880 Donald, nice to see you. 97 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:08,680 - News? - I don't have much to tell. 98 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,520 - And you? - I've been playing golf. 99 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,200 Seriously? 100 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,400 We should play, someday. 101 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,200 I don't play golf. 102 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,680 - Since when? - I haven't played in a long time. 103 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:24,240 Don't you play golf anymore? Larry, please! 104 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,200 If you change your mind, let me know. 105 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,160 - It's a pleasure to see you. - Right... 106 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,840 I'm glad you could come. Go find a place. 107 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,240 - I'm going to see how the room is. - It's fine. 108 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:35,280 To see how you are. 109 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:42,040 What is this? I don't know. 110 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,680 - � Wagner. - Seriously? 111 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,520 It's called "Siegfried Idyll" 112 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:49,640 and it was a birthday present to the woman, Cosima. 113 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:53,200 She woke up in the morning, to the sound of this beautiful music 114 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:57,360 and when he appeared on the landing, he was conducting an orchestra. 115 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,440 - How beautiful! - So romantic. 116 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:01,560 Just listen to this... 117 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,960 It's beautiful. 118 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:11,680 Excuse me. 119 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:14,320 Are you Jewish? 120 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:20,320 Are you Jewish? 121 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:23,240 Do you want to see my penis? What do you want to do? 122 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:27,360 The real question That's what he was whistling. 123 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,720 - "Hello, Dolly." - No, it was Wagner. 124 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,400 Seriously? You just won $100! 125 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:36,040 I want to know why you are a Jew whistling Wagner, 126 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:38,800 one of the biggest anti-Semites in the world! 127 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:40,880 - Do you know what it is? - What am I? 128 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:43,000 - An anti-Semitic Jew. - Am I? 129 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:44,320 Yes! 130 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:47,520 I hate myself, but it has nothing to do with being Jewish. 131 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:50,000 It has nothing to do with being Jewish. 132 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:53,440 Millions of Jews were taken for concentration camps 133 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:56,040 with the music of Wagner as a soundtrack. 134 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:58,960 Yes! He was Hitler's favorite composer! 135 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,600 There's a madhouse two blocks away! 136 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:05,120 I suggest you go get it treated! 137 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:08,800 - Where is your Judaism?! - Judaism, where are you? 138 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:10,520 Where are you, Judaism?! 139 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:13,600 How can you have this posture to be supreme? 140 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:16,880 They should give him a muzzle! You're foaming at the mouth! 141 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:18,400 Please! Thanks. 142 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:21,560 You have to think about something else, okay? 143 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,160 - How are you? - What it was? 144 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,040 - Is everything okay? - No. 145 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:28,080 - But I'm looking forward to seeing the film. - I'm glad you came. 146 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,200 Go sit down. I'm glad you came. 147 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,960 - All good? - Do you know the guy? 148 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 - It's Walter. -Walter? 149 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:37,120 He lives right next to you, three streets away. 150 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:39,320 - What a consolation! - It's very annoying! 151 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,040 Let's find a place. 152 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,840 Can it make less noise? 153 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:07,200 I have the right to eat popcorn. 154 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:27,360 Stop it! 155 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,480 I am tired. Sorry. 156 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:47,040 It moved me immensely. 157 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:50,840 Congratulations! 158 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:54,240 Cliff, my God! 159 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,960 - It was wonderful! - Congratulations! 160 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,680 - Perfect! - Good job! 161 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,280 Thank you very much. 162 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:03,440 It's amazing how that guy dove into the icy water. 163 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,760 - Did you like that? - Of course! My God! 164 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:09,280 I know it was cold, you could see smoke coming out of his mouth. 165 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,080 Is it the smoke coming out of your mouth? 166 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:13,120 - It's steam. - But it looks like smoke. 167 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:16,400 - Did you like that? - I just told you yes. 168 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,880 - I thought it was very good. - Seriously? 169 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:21,320 We should go get a drink, guys. 170 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:24,240 Larry, it's better not, don't you think? 171 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,720 You have a big day tomorrow. He has to sleep. 172 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:28,800 What are you going to do tomorrow? 173 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:32,480 Nothing, I'll stay at home. I'm not going to do anything. 174 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:36,000 - I don't have... - We're tired too. 175 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:38,600 Tomorrow, I will sit, without doing anything. 176 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:41,080 - Sitting? - Thank you for coming. 177 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:43,080 - Good job! - I'm glad you liked it. 178 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:44,920 Goodbye! 179 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:48,240 - I want to see the photographs. - I'll go get them. 180 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:51,440 Everything was perfect. You must be very proud. 181 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:54,600 Are you happy? It was really fantastic! 182 00:09:56,680 --> 00:10:01,200 I loved! Seriously, I really liked it. I thought it was very good. 183 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:03,240 - Who are you talking to? - With Wanda. 184 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,400 Yes... No, it was really good. 185 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:10,840 I loved everything! When I looked to the side, I saw Larry yawning. 186 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:15,160 - He invited us to see the film. - I wasn't upset. 187 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:19,960 Can't you be tired and yawn? It's a biological function! 188 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,840 - He invited us to the screening. - It doesn't mean hassle. 189 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:27,360 I thought it was bad manners, seriously. And, of course... 190 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,000 Very impolite. 191 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:33,040 Do you know who Cliff is? Cliff Cobb. Yes, the puppy in the wheelchair. 192 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:35,080 We were in the lobby, talking to him. 193 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:38,600 Everyone congratulated him, I was having a great night, 194 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,840 and asked Larry What will you do tomorrow? 195 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:43,360 Larry replied that he was going to stay home. 196 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:49,520 Instead of saying I was going to play golf... He can't say he's going to play. 197 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,240 He says he will stay at home. 198 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:54,440 I didn't want to embarrass him. Why should I say I was leaving? 199 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:58,480 If you were disabled, I would prefer you said they were going to sit down. 200 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:01,200 "I'm going to play golf, I'm going to ride a horse..." 201 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,440 Did you feel good about lying to her? 202 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:06,240 If I were going to play checkers, I would have told her. 203 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,840 He was trying make Cliff feel good. 204 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:11,760 Because you told the other guy who wasn't going to play golf? 205 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,640 Because Cliff was right next to me. 206 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:18,200 I didn't want Cliff to hear that I was going to play golf. 207 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:22,640 Besides, I don't want to play with him anymore. I'm not going to play golf with him. 208 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:25,800 - I don't want to play golf with him. - He's crazy! 209 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:28,360 He thinks he's doing a very good thing. 210 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:33,920 Yes, without a doubt. I have to hang up. Goodbye. 211 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,840 Trick or treat? 212 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:38,320 - Happy Halloween! - Happy Halloween. 213 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:40,120 It's festive, isn't it? 214 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:42,360 Very good. Are you going to play golf? 215 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,600 By chance, I will. 216 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,720 - You look elegant. - Seriously? 217 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:48,760 This style looks good on you. I like. 218 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:52,480 Thanks. I don't put my clothes inside, but for golf, it has to be. 219 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,680 - It's fine like this. - I rarely put it like that. 220 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,640 - Are there messages? - The therapist called. 221 00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:00,560 They want to change the query, so give him a call. 222 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,600 And Shelley Cobb called. 223 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:06,600 The bracelet must be ready. 224 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,840 - Alive! - My God! 225 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:11,720 Cheryl is going to freak out when you receive it. 226 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:16,400 I wish I could film that reaction, but I don't know how to use the camera. 227 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:19,320 It took me some time to do this. 228 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:23,800 - Here's what I want you to do. - It's fine. 229 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:27,920 I want you to go to the Internet and get information... 230 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,280 over the Cobb salad. 231 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:32,840 Who invented it, where did it come from... 232 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:34,560 I'll take care of that right away. 233 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,760 - See what you can find out. - It's for now. 234 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,400 Shelley? Hi, it's Larry. 235 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,360 Yes, it was fun. 236 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,960 Once again, Tell Cliff how we like it. 237 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,800 It was really a great job. 238 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,880 Yes... Okay. 239 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,720 We should go out. I'll talk to Cheryl. 240 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,200 Is it just you and me? 241 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,760 My God! 242 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,400 Shelley, no! That was... 243 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,520 No, it was just a joke because they are talking so much. 244 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:20,080 It was a joke because of them. 245 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,080 My God! No! 246 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,840 It was just an arm. I was just stretching my arm. 247 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,560 That's not... No, Shelley! 248 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,120 No, Shelley! Of course not! 249 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:37,320 Shelley, don't... But no, that's not true! 250 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:41,120 And the bracelet?! Shelley! The pulse... 251 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,560 Larry? Is everything okay? 252 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,320 - The story of the salad? - Yes. 253 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:59,360 "The Cobb salad was created in the legendary Brown Derby in Hollywood." 254 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,040 The owner, Bob Cobb, I was hungry one night. 255 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:06,120 In the middle of the night, he went to the kitchen and invented the salad. 256 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,840 Wasn't it at the Drake Hotel in Chicago? 257 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,880 No, it was in Hollywood. Do you remember... 258 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:12,920 Let me see that. 259 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:19,600 Created at the Brown Derby in Hollywood! 260 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:23,840 My friend Cliff Cobb lied to me about the Cobb salad! 261 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,120 It wasn't his grandfather who invented it! 262 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,160 It was Bob Cobb! 263 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,520 - Trick or treat? - Look! 264 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,200 Here you go. 265 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:42,920 Goodbye! 266 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:48,720 Those kids are really cute. Do you want to attend some? 267 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,040 - Do you want to exchange? - You can answer. 268 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:54,560 It's fine. Let me make a few more bags. 269 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,880 Continue the... 270 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,000 I do a few and then we swap. 271 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,200 Trick or treat? 272 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:06,360 - How old are you? - 13. 273 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:09,040 - 13? - Yes. 274 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,840 They look more like 16 or maybe 17. 275 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,000 - We have 13. - Can you give us the sweets? 276 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,680 Where are your suits? 277 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,840 I'm disguised as my sister. 278 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,040 - And I'm a teacher. - Teacher? 279 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,560 Damn! I would like to put my son in your class. 280 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,440 Can you give us our sweets? Yes? 281 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,280 I don't think so. 282 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,200 - Are you kidding?! - It's Halloween. 283 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:32,640 Doesn't mean they can walk through people's homes, 284 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,280 begging for sweets. 285 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:36,760 Are you kidding me?! Cretin! Screw you! 286 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,680 Damn! 287 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,040 Have you seen this? 288 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,840 Those girls! 289 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,680 Why would they do something like that? 290 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:05,080 Because I didn't give them sweets, that's why. 291 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:08,680 You're at the door with the bowl of sweets. Because you can't... 292 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:12,040 I don't think 17 year old girls without disguise... 293 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,680 - It should be banned... - What does that matter? 294 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,840 They used Halloween to get candy. 295 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,760 What matters? It's Halloween, give them candy. 296 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,840 You use holidays in favor of your selfish goals? 297 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:26,600 So what?! Do you prefer them to decorate the house? with toilet paper?! 298 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:29,240 I didn't know it was going to be a crime or trick! 299 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,400 I didn't think mischief would be a crime! 300 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:35,200 Would you die if you had given them candy?! I don't understand! 301 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:38,680 Why there have to be limits on Halloween! 302 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:42,720 Why so much fuss about limits? and the "shouldn't be"?! What does it matter?! 303 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,920 They will keep asking for sweets until the age of 40?! 304 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:49,880 "Free candy! I'm 40! I want free candy!” 305 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,200 Not everyone knows its rules. 306 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:56,720 You have a set of rules, but no one You can follow them, because you don't know them. 307 00:16:57,560 --> 00:17:00,080 You have a long day of cleaning waiting for you. 308 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,640 Will I clean everything myself? 309 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,520 You will clean everything yourself. Who's to blame? 310 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,560 I'll call the police. 311 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,840 CRETIN BALD 312 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,880 So, they didn't have disguises? 313 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:14,440 For some reason, this bothered him. 314 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,480 Didn't they really have disguises? 315 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,680 Sometimes they can be very subtle. 316 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,720 No, they weren't subtle at all. 317 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:24,600 They walked from house to house, asking for sweets. 318 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:28,600 Is it possible to find these girls and talk to their parents? 319 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:32,760 From their description - dark hair, 20 years old - 320 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:36,440 there are around 10 thousand kids with this description. 321 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,680 It was a bit "Elvira". She looked like Elvira. 322 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,720 So, she was a little masked. 323 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:45,480 - Elvira's. - No, that wasn't a disguise. 324 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:49,920 I only used Elvira to describe her. It's just a way of... it's shorthand! 325 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:53,240 - Did they say "Trick or Treat"? - Yes, they said. 326 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,000 And you had mischief. 327 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:59,240 I spent the night giving sweets, but they didn't deserve it, 328 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,760 and I don't deserve it. Bald jerk? 329 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:06,080 It's a crime of hate! We are a group. They can't say "bald assholes." 330 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:10,200 What if you were gay? Would it be "gay asshole"? It's a hate crime! 331 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,200 But it says bald idiot. 332 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,600 But we consider ourselves a group of people. 333 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,640 I'm bald and I'm not offended. 334 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,400 With all due respect, You are not bald. 335 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,280 He chose to shave his hair. 336 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,840 It's a style he adopted to be fashionable. 337 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:29,680 We do not consider it part of the bald community. 338 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:34,880 Did they threaten you in any way? Did you see any weapons? 339 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,800 There was no threat, except for mischief. 340 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,800 - The threat of mischief? - Trick or treat. 341 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:45,400 "No trick? Trick!" It's a threat. How far can they go? 342 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:48,280 - Another night... - Trick or treat, boom, boom! 343 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:52,120 But it's just trick or treat. We don't bother the kids on this day. 344 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:55,840 It is a kind of social contract what happens when you open the door. 345 00:18:55,880 --> 00:19:00,240 They say: "trick or treat" and I advise you to give it the sweetness. 346 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:04,320 Why don't you give them the candy Next time, Larry? 347 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,920 I will not be intimidated, Not even on Halloween. 348 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,440 Are you going to play golf? 349 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,080 Today? No, I played yesterday. 350 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,880 Why are you dressed like that? 351 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:34,200 I like the fact. I like the style. 352 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,160 But it's a golf suit. 353 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,960 It doesn't have to be golf. I can't walk like this? 354 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,320 - It looks good on you. - That's what people tell me. 355 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:45,000 People are right. Do you want to play tomorrow? 356 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,920 Actually, I can't. It's Cheryl's birthday. 357 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:53,360 - So... - And why can't you? 358 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,840 I don't have to pass Birthday with her? 359 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,920 In the morning? Is she some baby? 360 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,640 How old is she? 5, 6 years? 361 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,800 - Maybe you're right. - Go out to dinner. 362 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,160 I don't have to spend all day with her. 363 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,680 - Why not go play golf? - I'll go through there. 364 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:14,120 - I haven't seen the house yet. - Great! It's agreed. 365 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:17,400 It is not a religious holiday, for God's sake! 366 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:22,160 Let's talk about Jason Alexander. What's going on? 367 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,440 I'm fed up. It's over! 368 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:28,400 He didn't want to come to your office and it was ineffective? 369 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:31,960 I went to his office twice, he never came to mine. 370 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,040 Forgive my language, it's all screwed up. 371 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,400 It's a shame! It was a great idea. 372 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:44,120 I heard that Julia Are you looking for a project? 373 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:49,280 If you want to know, you can do the same project with her. 374 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,400 You know, actually... 375 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,600 It could work for her. 376 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,240 She has the same problem with Elaine. 377 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:03,360 They want to see her as Elaine. They just want me to play Elaine. 378 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,760 I just have to... It's the same thing! 379 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,360 And I know that she Are you looking for a program? 380 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:12,360 - I'll call Julia. - Great! 381 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:22,120 Larry! We have to stop meeting like this. 382 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,120 Can I ask you something? 383 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,120 - How's the golf? - I didn't play golf. 384 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,480 "I don't play golf." Look at that shirt! 385 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,200 I'm just wearing the shirt. 386 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:37,400 Nobody wears a shirt like that, if you're not going to play golf. 387 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:40,280 I receive a lot of compliments because of this outfit. 388 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,840 It's fine. If it's going to be like this... 389 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:47,440 No, I like the outfit! I don't have to use it on the golf course. 390 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,080 - You're sick! - You can wear the clothes... 391 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,880 Stop it! 392 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:05,960 Shelley? 393 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,160 Shelley isn't here. 394 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:30,160 - Hello, Cliff. - What are you doing here? 395 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:33,880 I need the bracelet that she made for me. 396 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:37,160 Well... The bracelet. 397 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,280 - My wife's birthday is tomorrow. - Your wife's birthday. 398 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,120 Forget the bracelet, Larry. 399 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,760 There will be no bracelet. I know what's going on. 400 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,800 - Do you know what's going on? - I know. 401 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,760 Do you think I don't have eyes? 402 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,960 I'm not blind! Go there and you'll understand! My eyes work. 403 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:57,000 - What the hell are you talking about? - What am I talking about? 404 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,360 The little game on your knees with Shelley, 405 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:03,560 the arm around the neck. You've been caught! - Well, I got caught! 406 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,720 She told me that you threw yourself at her, in the restaurant. 407 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,200 You were joking, at the table, yes?! 408 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,320 And she must have taken me seriously! 409 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:13,360 And he took it! I also take this seriously. 410 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,320 I was joking because you were talking 411 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:19,640 and I wanted to see if they were paying attention. 412 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:23,440 Is this how friends play? A friend plays with another friend. 413 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:27,280 "I'm going to tell his wife to tell me eat!" Is that how you play?! 414 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,320 What kind of outfit is that? 415 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,200 - What? - That's golf clothes! 416 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,120 - I didn't go play golf! - You said you didn't play! 417 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,040 - Why are you using that?! - I like the style! 418 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:40,640 - You expect me to believe that?! - It looks good on me! 419 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:43,120 - There's nothing left! - I'll pull myself together! 420 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,320 I get it! You're a liar! 421 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:48,280 - Am I a liar? - A traitorous and false liar. 422 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,000 I'm realizing that now. 423 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:53,920 - Is everything clear? - Yes. You're a liar. 424 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:57,520 I'm the guy who's saying to the people 425 00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:01,600 that my grandfather invented the Cobb salad! 426 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,240 - It's true. - Am I the one doing this? 427 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:09,000 The Cobb salad, dear friend, was invented in 1937 428 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:12,640 by Bob Cobb, at the Brown Derby! 429 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,080 That son of a bitch stole the salad! 430 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:18,480 - Bullshit! - Do you think my grandfather was a liar?! 431 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,400 You're a dead man, you bastard! 432 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:29,000 It was invented in 1937 by Bob Cobb, at the Brown Derby restaurant. 433 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:32,200 What would he say? I caught him in the act. 434 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,320 My God! I'll call you later. 435 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,680 Well live, Elvira! 436 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,560 A pervert is talking to me. I'll call you now. 437 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,680 - Elvira! - What the hell do you want? 438 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,880 "What the hell"? Beautiful language for a 13 year old girl! 439 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:54,600 - Impressive, isn't it? - Very impressive. 440 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,160 Did you have a lot of fun last night? 441 00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,360 - I want to talk to your parents. - They're not. 442 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,600 - Aren't you at home? - No. Can I help you? 443 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:05,280 They must be, otherwise, you wouldn't be smoking here. 444 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:09,280 - I have to respect the house. - Really? I bet so! 445 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,120 Larry David! 446 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,240 What brings you to our Jewish home? 447 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,520 Well, now! Now, it all makes sense. 448 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:21,600 - What makes sense? - That's your daughter, isn't it? 449 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:25,440 Maybe you are interested in knowing that your daughter, last night, 450 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:30,240 threw eggs and toilet paper at the house and wrote "bald jerk" on the door. 451 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:34,040 - Bullshit! - Did you throw eggs at his house? 452 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,520 She said no. 453 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,760 - She's a liar! - She's not a liar. 454 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,520 You are a liar! He is a liar as a human being. 455 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,920 - Here it comes... - I heard about Cliff and his wife. 456 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,960 - Seriously? - Of trying to sleep with her. 457 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,280 It's a shame for your people! 458 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,240 The "psychometer" turned on again. 459 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:54,280 Mr. postman, come here! Tell the whole neighborhood 460 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:57,520 that Larry David is a disgrace! 461 00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:02,000 Not only is he a miserable Jew, like a miserable human being! 462 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:05,960 He's fucking his wife of a man in a wheelchair! 463 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,680 A shame! 464 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,760 Maybe you should have given me sweets! 465 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,880 He's a miserable Jew! 466 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,640 My God! 467 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,720 - Congratulations! - Thanks. 468 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,560 My God! Larry... 469 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,040 - Get out! I'm going... - What's going on? 470 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,880 ...Wait outside. 471 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:18,080 Happy birthday. 472 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:20,240 I forgot! Let's play golf. 473 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,280 You can't go golfing today. 474 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,080 - These are my years. - I agreed to play with him. 475 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,440 - You have to get rid of him. - Okay, okay. 476 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,880 We should be on the tee in 10 minutes. 477 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,960 Don't you knock before entering? 478 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,880 I knocked. I've been rapping for a while now. 479 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,120 - Silence! - What's going on? 480 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:42,200 That woman didn't give me the bracelet, So I had to come up with something. 481 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,560 - I fixed that. - It's beautiful. 482 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:46,840 No. 483 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,600 - I can't go play. - Do you know what I went through?! 484 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:54,520 Do you have any idea how difficult it is to take a day off? Do you have any ideas? 485 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,440 What? Come on! 486 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,480 Maybe I can play nine holes. Wait! 487 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:03,080 - Can I play nine holes? - No! Climb up! 488 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,640 I can't. 489 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,680 Come on, go away! 490 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:14,120 What if it's six?